Karma says "It ain't over till the fat lady sits .... uh sings?"

As karma would have it I am a avid reader, and as karma would have it I get into to all stories and books and other forms of media that I read. I say this because I mean I really get into books picturing  in my mind each and every character and scene playing out like a movie.

It is in this that lead me to one of my many adventures with karma. I was in the health office taking one of my children to a appointment one of many that mothers of young children have to endure to have healthy happy children. Said child was playing quietly with the her favorite toys that I had packed in her back pack, seeing  that the kiddo was squared away I opened my latest novel I was reading and begin to let myself be taken away to other worlds.

I was well into my book glancing occasionally over at the kiddo to make sure she did not try to escape.  When I spy a giant  shadow pass over me, I look up so see a um ... How do I put this a really, really big rear end, a butt , a giant ass,some one with lots of junk in their trunk  take your pick. It  sort of just  hovers over me and then passed by. I breath a sigh of relief and  go back to my book when wait a minute said Butt ,ass, rear end comes back and starts to back up slowly. My mind screams "Mayday,Mayday incoming, danger Will Robinson danger and  before I could leap out of the way.
I get a very up close and personal of the blimp size butt that is coming my way. I close my eyes and turn my head waiting for impact. The blimp/butt comes in for a landing on "butt cheek" on my lap the other on the chair next to me. I sit there to stunned to say or do anything. Wondering if owner of the giant blimp size buns will even notice.

What do I do? Do I scream for help? Do I call 911? How do I get out of this? After what seemed like half my life I hear a voice from above "Oh excuse me ." I look up and the owner of the large rear that happens to be sitting in my lap  says "Pardon me is this seat taken?" Oh brother! Well Karma you seem to have really out done yourself this time.


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